It seems my tumblr has decided not to show any of my statistics. All my blogs have complete emptyness in everything, I’m obviously doing so bad I don’t even have 0 followers, I don’t even have the 0. :DDDD
What is this. Is this supposed to look like this or what?
You broke tumblr with your awesome.
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT WANT TO LIVE IN AUSTRALIA CONSIDER THIS POST A WARNING
I would so teach you exactly what snu snu is.
Okay goths of the internet why is no one talking about Matthew Bourne’s Sleeping Beauty? It’s a Victorian/Goth interpretation of Tchaikovsky’s ballet, with a vampire-fairy plot twist that worked very, very well. I’ve never been so emotionally engaged by a ballet. If its run didn’t end in a week I’d call it a must-see.
That looks STUNNING. And mmmm, red brocade.
BUT WATCH THE TRAILER.
I WANT TO GO SEE THIS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
Some days you don’t feel like trying. *goes and hides*
*offers place in her hidingplace*
Come here with me, I have
cream liqueurhot chocolate and trolls here…
Can I join if I offer tea, cookies, and kittens?
Sure. <3 *ruffles her secretysecret lurking place to make more room*
pillowfort go go go
You guys are so nice some times I can’t handle it. *sheepish awkward flailing*
Come here, lady, let’s be sheepishly (…is that even a word…) together. *makes weirdo lamb-voices*
I… Can offer a fireplace? And books.